Nice fake Lloyd Blankfein quote—from an article on The Onion.
“It’s been about five or six years since we last crippled every major market on the planet, so it seems like the time is right for us to get back out there and start ruining the lives of billions of people again,” said Goldman Sachs CEO Lloyd Blankfein. “We gave it some time and let everyone get a little comfortable, and now we’re looking to get back on the old horse, shatter some consumer confidence, and flat-out kill any optimism for a stable global economy for years to come.”
“People are beginning to feel at ease spending money and investing in their futures again,” Blankfein continued. “That’s the perfect time to step in and do what we do best: rip the heart right out of the world’s economy.”
I’m beginning to think about using The Onion as a market timing tool! They cranked this satirical article out right as the markets took a tumble and everyone was feeling nervous. Funny, but maybe a little too close to home!
